'The bird responded to me.' Uhuh, yeh, sometimes that happens, especially when alcohol's involved.
'I kissed her beak and she sucked my finger. I caressed her lots of times. I made one noise to her that I used to make and she repeated it immediately.' Um....
'I haven’t even been able to clean her cage out. I’ve left it exactly as it was.' Er... just give her the flippin' parrot back for gawd's sake! They're clearly very, er, close!
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So who's DNA is the parrot's going to be compared to? Sue's?
As long as We aren't being expected to pay for it, but I bet we are!
It's not a Norweigan Blue Parrot is it?
Beautiful plumeage...........
She's not pollysexual is she?
Crikey! Straight from the, er, parrot's mouth there. You hear it first on ECR!
cyber mum , i am really sorry for your loss. my tortoise was stolen by community service types who was doing the old ladies garden next to mine. I just hope he is ok. Sometimes I think If i caught these people i would go mad and pull thier pants and trousers down to thier ankles and spank thier bums. seriously. They wouldn't look so hard then would they in front of thier mates with my tortoise poking its head out.
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