Curses! Those blighters at earBay have removed my £1m Van Gogh ear listing, saying it breaches their Human Body Parts and Remains policy! Their email explains:
You're not allowed to list live or dead people or human body parts on eBay. Examples of prohibited body parts include, but are not limited to, organs, bone, blood, waste, sperm and eggs. [Sounds like the full monty at the Beano Caff - Ed.]
Kuh! What a way to prevent someone from, er, 'scratching' a living eh? Oh well, if you still want to bid, you can always contact me direct at the email address in the sidebar on the right. Happy bidding!