Bev rang to say that Channel 4's resident rocket scientist and borry sniffer Dr Gillian McKeith is planning a celebrity edition of her show, and they're considering me for it.
Frankly I'm not sure if I want that woman going through my motions, but it's a big job, and my profile's currently lower than Ronnie Corbett standing in a very deep trench, so I've said yes.
Besides, what with a diet consisting principally of champagne, truffles and caviar, I should definitely be able to give her a run for her money.
7 comments:
From the look of 'er, there's no shortage of oranges....
You be carefull m8, she'll 'av you lookin' like a Cameron clone!!!
Erm, I've taken a bit of an electronic liberty with her photo. Thought she looked a bit pasty. Maybe I've overdone it.
Poor woman loooks as if she's got radiation burns.
I'd make sure that you look behind you before you sit down. She looks like the type that would snatch your stool away!
The smell from your poo should dissipate from your toilet within five minutes, not hang around for hours.
Don't let her give you the third degree.
Please don't poo-poo poor Dr Gillian. Her ideas are not to be sniffed at.
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