by Isle of Thanet Gazunder Staff
It's official! Owning a large yacht can lead to a diminished manhood!
The effect first came to light following a survey of over 1,000 women in Thanet who had dated men with cruisers moored in Ramsgate harbour. More than 70% agreed that they had been treated to undersized portions in the captain's cabin.
Now marine eggheads have discovered that local sea life is also becoming genitally challenged, and have concluded that toxic paint used to coat the underside of Ramsgate's floating gin palaces is the cause.
And they've even named the condition after the area in which it was first detected - 'Dumpton Syndrome'!
A quick survey conducted by the Gazunder at Dumpton Gap confirmed the report's findings. Asked whether he'd noticed anything unusual in the trunks department, one male swimmer braving the chilly October waters said: "I'll tell you when I find it."
Google search: Dumpton Syndrome
Are you taking the mick? Ed.
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