Sunday, October 22, 2006

Swallow Migrates

It's such a miserable afternoon here in the Millionaire's Playground that I've taken to flicking through my back issues of The Publican (don't ask).

One story catches my eye. Apparently our local fourteen star hotel, the Swallow Kent International on the harbour, has been under threat since the owners, London and Edinburgh Inns, went into liquidation recently.

Not to worry, though, as the administrators have now managed to flog it, along with a package of other hotels, to a company called Gelink Ltd.

The new owners say that, to differentiate their new offering, the hotel will be renamed the Spit Kent International.

Gawd I must be bored.


Anonymous said...

Spit would be appropriate as it only takes a couple to fill their swimming puddle.

Lucy Mail said...

Which just makes their adult nudie swim night that much more appealing.
Every crowd has a pink lining.

Anonymous said...

I didn't know they had those! Which night?

Eastcliff Richard said...

Not to be confused, of course, with the deadie swims my mate Barrymore hosts.