Friday, October 13, 2006

Dream Cottage

I've decided that, as part of the renovations here at the old cliff top mansion, a log cabin would be a nice feature in the garden. I can just picture myself, on those balmy summer evenings, sipping a G&T and holding forth on the veranda.

Flicking through some of the local glossy colour supps, I came across an ad which looked promising:

The splendid cabins being advertised include The Alamosa, The San Luis, and The Denver. Last on the list comes:

As you can see, it's at a rock bottom price, and despite being a millionaire, I'm always on the lookout for a bargain.

And where can I purchase The Broke Back?

Why, none other than Johnsons of Whitstable, of course!

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