Tuesday, October 24, 2006

False Beard

Hah! I've re-anonymised myself! That should put Dr Biggles off the scent.

11 comments:

Lucy Mail said...

And it took 4 hours, 13 minutes to disguise yourself in such a rudimentary way?
If you're going to pitch yourself into battle with Dr Simon Banner, The Incredible Sulk, AKA Dr Who?, AKA Simon James Templer Bond, AKA Sgt Biggles Co, you're gonna have to do better than that!

Eastcliff Richard said...

Well I've done everything it says to do in the BBC Producer Guidelines. Maybe I should get on to MI5?

Lucy Mail said...

Given your status, you could go for a slot on Celebrity Boot Camp.
Even if you don't manage to improve your tactical skills, you'd still retain your anonimity.
I'm fairly sure that noone of any worth watches it.

Eastcliff Richard said...

Well I'm due to have my poos sniffed by Dr Gillian McJobby, maybe I can have a word and get them to pixelate. My face, that is, not the poos. Or there again...

Anonymous said...

Perhaps it's time you came out of the closet duckie, sorry, Dickie.

Anonymous said...

Are you saying ECR is as camp as the proverbial row of tents? I must say, I've never got that impression persoanlly.

Lucy Mail said...

Me either, however, the excitement here is often in tents.

Anonymous said...

Or round the back of the Granville.

Duck Baker said...

You'd have to have some front to go round the back of the Granville.

Lucy Mail said...

There's barker's steps just along the esplanade, if you really want to get behind things.

Eastcliff Richard said...

Or how about round the back of Corbett's Kiosk? No, on second thoughts, it doesn't have a back.