Friday, October 20, 2006
Who Wants To Eat A Meal On Air?
Bev rang to say that Channel 4's resident rocket scientist and borry sniffer Dr Gillian McKeith is planning a celebrity edition of her show, and they're considering me for it.
Frankly I'm not sure if I want that woman going through my motions, but it's a big job, and my profile's currently lower than Ronnie Corbett standing in a very deep trench, so I've said yes.
Besides, what with a diet consisting principally of champagne, truffles and caviar, I should definitely be able to give her a run for her money.