Friday, October 20, 2006

Who Wants To Eat A Meal On Air?


Bev rang to say that Channel 4's resident rocket scientist and borry sniffer Dr Gillian McKeith is planning a celebrity edition of her show, and they're considering me for it.

Frankly I'm not sure if I want that woman going through my motions, but it's a big job, and my profile's currently lower than Ronnie Corbett standing in a very deep trench, so I've said yes.

Besides, what with a diet consisting principally of champagne, truffles and caviar, I should definitely be able to give her a run for her money.

8 comments:

Nethercourt said...

From the look of 'er, there's no shortage of oranges....

You be carefull m8, she'll 'av you lookin' like a Cameron clone!!!

Eastcliff Richard said...

Erm, I've taken a bit of an electronic liberty with her photo. Thought she looked a bit pasty. Maybe I've overdone it.

Anonymous said...

Poor woman loooks as if she's got radiation burns.

Lucy Mail said...

I'd make sure that you look behind you before you sit down. She looks like the type that would snatch your stool away!

dr gillian mckeith said...

The smell from your poo should dissipate from your toilet within five minutes, not hang around for hours.

irishman said...

Don't let her give you the third degree.

Anonymous said...

Would that be Diana Ross?
Appearance-wise, she'd fit the bill!

Anonymous said...

Please don't poo-poo poor Dr Gillian. Her ideas are not to be sniffed at.