Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Fingered


Yikes! Dr Biggles is now threatening to put out a reward for anyone who can name me.

He also says he's going to get his team of hot hackers to track down my real name from my Internet Service Provider. Although my wolf pack of highly paid lawyers would soon be round to knock on my ISP's, and Dr Biggles's, doors if he tries that one.

Meantime, I thought I'd reveal one of my favourite bits of me myself, if you get my drift. It's my middle finger.

12 comments:

Duck Baker said...

Wrong side!

Anonymous said...

Why not revive a popular media competition much loved by the holidaying hordes in south coast resorts in the 60s. As I recall this featured a fuzzy photograph of a "mystery man" appearing in the Daily Sketch each day with readers being challenged to "out" him at that day's named resort. An additional clue was that the man would be carrying -yes- a rolled copy of said rag. The prize of a 10 shilling note led to much promenade fun and amusement and not an inconsiderable number of arrests.

Duck Baker said...

....or is blogging back on the menu, now that Summer is done with?

Anonymous said...

http://www.amusementparksonfire.com/ Disappointed to see that there is no Margate date yet for this band's current tour.

Anonymous said...

You're not Tony Flaig are you? It's just your picture bears a striking resemblance.

DrMoores said...

You only prove to everyone how juvenile you are lad!

Lucy Mail said...

Speaking on behalf of one member of everyone, I can assure you that that's not my opinion at all.
If you're going to be presumptuous (such is your lot, it seems), you could at least have a stab at getting it right.

Eastcliff Richard said...

Oooh! The Deputy Headmaster has spoken! He'll be telling me to act my age, not my shoe size next.

Oh, sorry, now that I've written that, it seems a bit immature. Note to self: must nip up Westwood and buy nice cardie from Debenhams.

Lucy Mail said...

I'd stuff it down the back of your shorts, if I were you.
When he finally catches up with you, you're probably going to get the slippering of your life (albeit shorter than his plane, so far)!

Anonymous said...

I see the fake Biggles is behaving like a spoilt little brat, again.
This pompous prat spends most of his time poncing around, full of his own importence & blogging old news & views. ECR,If you need any dirt on this individual I'm your man. Remember the Bentley Flying Toss competition!?

'MR X'

Eastcliff Richard said...

I do indeed, Mr X! Maybe we could adapt your joke viz: What's pink and wrinkly and flies in the face of Dr Biggles? My finger!

Anonymous said...

And Biggles just proves daily what a sad, paranoid megalomaniac he is.