Ding dong! Piloting the old Toyota Priapus to the Smoke (Margate) last night, a vision of loveliness appeared to me out of the gloom! I'm talking about the new posters that are springing up all over the island for the Tories' South Thanet candidate, the lovely Laura Sandys.
Much like that road to Damascus thing in the bible, it was a revelation. So much so, that I only narrowly avoided careering off the highway and ending up in the ditch, thus emulating the only other tale I know from the good book, that good Samaritan thing.
I don't care if she hasn't got planning permission for the posters. I don't care if she espouses environmental issues whilst supporting the expansion of Chas'n'Dave International Airport. I don't care if she's already got a husband called Randy. This is one Blue Rinse babe that gets my vote! I'd be happy to take her on a 'night flight' any time, if you catch my drift!
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