No, that really is a brand of kitchen roll. Click here if you don't believe me.
Any old hoo, that's not the point. My spies over in mARgaTe™ report some dischord in the rarified world of arts regen. Apparently, just like Mr Brawny there, the Turnip is sucking up all the good funding juices, leaving very little behind for the minnows. I've already reported the trouble at t'IOTA gallery, who are rumoured to be exiting the new super-duperised harbour arm due to a contretemps with the developer and a grant drought. Now I hear that the Substation space off the Lower High Street is finding it difficult to come by the folding. Not only that, but they were also apparently approached by the Turnip to use their space for three months - gratis! What a diabolical liberty!
No wonder the Margate wags have renamed the Turnip's latest exhibition Superabundant Funding!
Click here to go to Superabundant exhibition on Turnip website
Click here to read review of Superabundant on Independent website