As usual I've based my questions on the events and people that have shaped the Ile during the past year. So stoke up the yuletide blaze, and if there's any furniture left after the fire brigade have put it out, settle down and test your noddle with my Thanet brainteasers!
January
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A: Oozalum-loving Manston Chief Executive Matt Clarke
B: China-loving TDC Chief Executive Richard Samuel
C: Car-park-loving Thorley Taverns Chief Executive Frank Thorley
Answer: A - Kiwi Matt's previous job was at Rotorua Airport.
February
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A: Tracey Emin's shoe box collection
B: Foam Sweet Foam, an exhibition of art from Kazakhstan
C: The initial design for the onshore Turnip Centre
Answer: C - currently the Turner Contemporary is expected to cost over £25m (including £8m wasted on the aborted offshore design).
March
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A: About a day
B: About a week
C: About a month
Answer: C - but why was it removed, and why has it never returned? (That's not another quiz question, just a pensive thought).
April
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A: An earthquake under the Channel a few miles from Dover
B: Our crumbling East Cliff collapsing
C: A Viagra spillage at the nearby Pfizer factory
Answer: A - Thanetians found their oats quaking around 8.30am.
May
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A: A boxer
B: A bouncer
C: A belly dancer
Answer: A - Sandy is famous for his Ali-like, pugilistic banter, such as last April when he called the Mayor of Margate a 'f*cking tosser' at the Mayor's own ball, and wittily suggested to another councillor 'come on, just put your face in mine!'
June
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A: Dolegate
B: Benefit Bay
C: Sicknote-on-Sea
Answer: C - but as we all know, it's actual nickname is the Arsonists' Playground!
July
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A: Cliftonville
B: Ramsgate
C: Broadstairs
Answer: B - um, er, well, no it was C: Boredstares actually. But it should have been Ramsgate. I think they may have miscounted the votes or something.
August
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A: A musical which brought all the people of the town together
B: A Bond style speedboat chase through our Royal Harbour
C: A courtroom sequence in which the council was sued for incompetence
Answer: A - for some reason the producers never got in touch again after I told them my last single was truly eponymous, having sold just the one copy.
September
I broke the exclusive that a new company was planning to build seven, eight metre high glasshouses on the Ile - covering the equivalent of 75 football pitches - and fill them with tomatoes, peppers and cucumbers. What is the name of the company?
A: Thanet Earth
B: Birchingtoms
C: The Veg of The Known World
Answer: A - and here's the proof (or you can visit their website by clicking here):
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October
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A: They renamed the sand bank The Sandy Beach Sandy Beach
B: They applied for Blue Flag status
C: They sold off the harbour's only dredger
Answer: C - they then put the dredging contract out to tender, but nothing further's been heard and the sand bank is still there.
November
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A: Problems with their monkey/typewriter interface?
B: New computers
C: Sdf dsfskj sdffkjsd sdfkjf kdfjfklj dfjk
Answer: B - apparently the computers were fixed following the application of copious amounts of red wine, gin and high tar ciggies.
December
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A: Libraries to make way for 'one stop benefit shops'
B: Public khazis
C: Margate
Answer: All three!
So how did you do?
0 - 4 correct answers - That Bloody Awful Noel
5 - 8 correct answers - Christopher Biggins
9 - 12 correct answers - Me!!!!
And don't forget, if you want more good quizzing for Christmas there's still time to rush out and buy The Prince of Wales Quiz Book by my old chum and quizmaster extraordinaire Marcus Berkmann. A snip in paperback at £8.99! (Marcus - please send the Krug to the usual address).
4 comments:
A bit of unconfirmed gossip in the shop, apparently TDC are going to contract the firm that they sold Ramsgate’s dredger to as the firm to dredge Ramsgate harbour. Guess which dredger they are going to use, you couldn’t make it up could you.
Yes, I heard that too. Although the theory is that it'll come back reconditioned and all super-duper.
Of course the real problem is that the dredger couldn’t cope before the building of Port Ramsgate with the enlarged harbour walls having no membrane to stop sand from going through them things are much worse.
The enlarged harbour shape plays havoc with the tidal flow in the area causing sand to vanish where it needs to be and appear where we don’t want it.
The only way the harbour has ever been kept satisfactorily clear was by using the sluices on the inner basin in the way they were designed.
I always thought Transeuropa did most of the dredging just by coming in and out every day. And presumably they pay for the privilege!
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