Yikes! According to my spies on the north side, the hacks at Gazunder Towers are hunting me down like a dog! And they reckon they've narrowed the field of Eastcliff Richard candidates to one of two people, viz:1. That bloke with the beard and plastic trousers who sat at the back of an Eastcliff Residents' Association meeting the other month.
2. Thanet Council head honcho Richard Samuel.
Both way off the mark, I'm afraid. But whatever they're offering I'll double it!
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How much of are they offering in the reward department.
"I'm Eastcliff Richard"
"No, I'm Eastcliff Richard"
"No, I'm Eastcliff Richard!"
" I'm Eastcliff Richard!"
" No your not,9.45, 9.45, 9.46 and 9.59, I'm Eastcliff Richard"
I'm flipping Eastcliff Richard!
You are the anonymous Freemason on Tony Flaig's thread.
Master: Wilt thou, the son of a window cleaner, defend Christendom against the Jew and Turk ?
ECR: Aye and right readily without detriment to meself that is.
Master: And wilt thou give to charity and tell all the profane numpties that this makes you a jolly good leather pinnie flapper ?
ECR: Too right, oh worshipful wise monkey, I will give to charity without detriment to meself. Charity is like crumbs from our table.
Master: tell the Tyler to admit the good brother and to bung sed Tyler a couple of quid wivaht telling the dole.
When you wend your way to St Lukes from your clifftop luxury, fraternal one, perhaps on a Wednesday or Thursday eve. With yer black clutchie and yer baggie black suit on. Watch carefully as you cross the park at Boundary Road. And not just for dog exrement but for .....
Lurking Thom doing his postgraduate dip in surveillance skills.
ECR is not Anagram Man the super hero.
But applying the same principle
You are Fast Life Rich Card
The irritating bloke and ultimate double bluffer and of the 33rd degree.
I think you're all on the wrong track ! ECR is alive and well and living in Margate!
Being an old chum of mine, since before his, er, problems, I do know his true identity.
Btw, Dickie dear, as per your request to inform you, when I was chatting to you by your bench on Madeira Walk yesterday, I happened to notice that your beard is dreadlocking up again.
I know Richard Samuel and he's much funnier than you.
Funny ha-ha or funny peculiar?
lol
Someone's been watching too much Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus
Your friends in the West can always offer you safe refuge (as soon as we can get this Anne Frank bint out of the loft).
I'm Brian!
No, I'm Brian!
He really is Brian, actually.
My fellow Thanetians. Can it be that you have forgotten me so quickly?
Yours,
Tricky Dicky
I'm Eastcliff Richard!
Ah! But can you prove it?
I put redundant exclamation marks after every sentence! It must be me!!! See!!!!!
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