Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Thanet Gazette Has Me In Its Net. Not!

Yikes! According to my spies on the north side, the hacks at Gazunder Towers are hunting me down like a dog! And they reckon they've narrowed the field of Eastcliff Richard candidates to one of two people, viz:

1. That bloke with the beard and plastic trousers who sat at the back of an Eastcliff Residents' Association meeting the other month.
2. Thanet Council head honcho Richard Samuel.

Both way off the mark, I'm afraid. But whatever they're offering I'll double it!

22 comments:

tony flaig bignews said...

How much of are they offering in the reward department.

Anonymous said...

"I'm Eastcliff Richard"

Anonymous said...

"No, I'm Eastcliff Richard"

Anonymous said...

"No, I'm Eastcliff Richard!"

Anonymous said...

" I'm Eastcliff Richard!"

Anonymous said...

" No your not,9.45, 9.45, 9.46 and 9.59, I'm Eastcliff Richard"

Eastcliff Richard said...

I'm flipping Eastcliff Richard!

Anagram Man Superhero said...

You are the anonymous Freemason on Tony Flaig's thread.

Master: Wilt thou, the son of a window cleaner, defend Christendom against the Jew and Turk ?

ECR: Aye and right readily without detriment to meself that is.

Master: And wilt thou give to charity and tell all the profane numpties that this makes you a jolly good leather pinnie flapper ?

ECR: Too right, oh worshipful wise monkey, I will give to charity without detriment to meself. Charity is like crumbs from our table.

Master: tell the Tyler to admit the good brother and to bung sed Tyler a couple of quid wivaht telling the dole.


When you wend your way to St Lukes from your clifftop luxury, fraternal one, perhaps on a Wednesday or Thursday eve. With yer black clutchie and yer baggie black suit on. Watch carefully as you cross the park at Boundary Road. And not just for dog exrement but for .....

Lurking Thom doing his postgraduate dip in surveillance skills.

Anonymous said...

ECR is not Anagram Man the super hero.

But applying the same principle

You are Fast Life Rich Card

The irritating bloke and ultimate double bluffer and of the 33rd degree.

Cat among the pigeons said...

I think you're all on the wrong track ! ECR is alive and well and living in Margate!

Lucy Mail said...

Being an old chum of mine, since before his, er, problems, I do know his true identity.
Btw, Dickie dear, as per your request to inform you, when I was chatting to you by your bench on Madeira Walk yesterday, I happened to notice that your beard is dreadlocking up again.

Anonymous said...

I know Richard Samuel and he's much funnier than you.

Anonymous said...

Funny ha-ha or funny peculiar?

Anonymous said...

lol
Someone's been watching too much Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus

O Little Town of Birchington said...

Your friends in the West can always offer you safe refuge (as soon as we can get this Anne Frank bint out of the loft).

Brian said...

I'm Brian!

Dave said...

No, I'm Brian!

Brian said...

He really is Brian, actually.

richard millhous nixon said...

My fellow Thanetians. Can it be that you have forgotten me so quickly?

Yours,

Tricky Dicky

Eastcliff Richard said...

I'm Eastcliff Richard!

Anonymous said...

Ah! But can you prove it?

eastcliff richard said...

I put redundant exclamation marks after every sentence! It must be me!!! See!!!!!