I'm indebted to reader Steve for fettling the above out of BoobTube - Saturday's 'flash dance' in the centre of our lovely Millionaires' Playground. Look out for the doofus in the purple top!
Despite the merits or otherwise of their dancing abilities, it seems these Ramsgate Arts people are a force to be reckoned with, and I hear that plans for their Summer Squall three day festival over the August bank holiday are coming on apace.
Meanwhile our beloved council are planning their own, er, 'Monster Bass' arts bash in Ramsgate as a spoiler, based on some bogus myth they've invented about a, um, monster bass. And apparently they've nabbed half of the Ramsgate Arts chaps' best ideas! Er, why? Is it because they can't bear the thought of talented Thanet individuals getting together to organise shindigs which might well attract more visitors than theirs? Heaven forbid that any knees-ups on the island might be out of the Cecil Square duffers' control!
Not that, when the council's compulsory fun happens, much seems to have ever been in control in the first place.
Click here to go to Ramsgate Arts website