Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Small Council Re-Elects Big Mayor

Let's now swoop in the Skycopter from Downing Street to the majestic setting of Ramsgate's Albion House, where the country's other big political battle has been going on, the one to elect a new mayor of our teeny-tiny council.

And the news just in is that the current incumbent, caff-crushing, car-crushing Councillor Green is coming out on the steps to make a statement... he's looking composed... is he about to announce his resignation and bury his sobbing head in the bosom of his lovely wife, Dame Elizabeth? No, no, in fact he's been re-elected! Hurrah!

And there, waving by his side is the independent Tory Councillor Walph 'Mr Wamsgate' Hoult, who remains as deputy mayor, a sort of LabCon coalition if you like. And, er, the mayor tells me that nothing else has changed. Apart from an events committee being set up.

So there you have it ladies and gentlemen, another momentous day in British politics, and I don't think I'm exagerating when I say this ushers in a similar era to the last one, after which everything will pretty much stay the same. God bless the Queen.

14 comments:

ascu75 aka Don said...

Mediocrity is not finished yet then Richard......... as I often say if things dont change they will stay the same. ETC ETC.

Anonymous said...

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The teeny tiny RTC...the developers friend etc etc.

Anonymous said...

at least the Buffets of east kent can relax, No Cllr Ward (buffet slayer)

Anonymous said...

at least the Buffets of east kent can relax, No Cllr Ward (buffet slayer)

Richard Eastcliff said...

Oh go on - one more time!

Anonymous said...

Are you suggesting that Dave Green is gay, or do you wish God to bless the actual Queen?

Coasted said...

Re: News and nibbles...

"weedkilling in pubic areas"

Is this wise? Shouldn't the bushes be allowed to thrive? Perhaps you should consult your local pornographer...

Richard Eastcliff said...

Must have been one of those Freudian slips. I was just off to trim the old Eastcliff broccoli at the time!

Anonymous said...

As long as the wicked witch of the west cliff ward Jill Kirby didn't get it. She cold turn milk sour just by looking at it.

Anonymous said...

Yes she is a total dimwit if you ask me and would not know what was good for the town if it hit her on her ugly head.

Anonymous said...

So there?

Anonymous said...

With brass knobs on

The Wicked Witch said...

I cast a pox on you all!!!

Richard Eastcliff said...

Already had that. Try something else.