Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Cops Say 30,000 Bikers Will Invade Margate

30,000 bikers are expected to visit Margate over the coming bank holiday weekend for the annual Ace Cafe Margate Meltdown, according to Kent Police!

If the number's right, then that'll be about 29,700 more than any previous Margate Meltdown. Enough to make poor old Nervous of Margate flee the county, methinks!

The rotten rozzers have even been patrolling Kent's roads on unmarked motorcycles to catch innocent greasers unawares, so they can bring them up before the beak. Of course, any red blooded biker worth his or her salt is going to expect a burn up if approached from behind that way, and will soon show anyone pursuing them the colour of their rubber. So what the cops are doing is tantamount to entrapment. Bastards!

10 comments:

Malaprop said...

This should not be allowed. Think of all the noise these bikes will make, some of them might be old and stuff so will pollute our drinking supply and lower house prices.

Kittenchunks said...

30k tourists in Margate? That's more than the whole season put together. We really must stop this business of tourists coming to the seaside and spending their money. Whatever next??

Anonymous said...

I think the point is that, like most things spouted by the old bill, the figure of 30,000 bikers is complete crap.

Anonymous said...

At a conservative estimate, with all 30,000 bikes parked side by side with the smallest amount of space between them, that's 15 acres of parking they will need. Where are they going to put them?

puffinman said...

Malaprop seems to be still suffering from infantile verbal diarroeah !!!

Anonymous said...

Biggles is back in Ramsgate again.

Anonymous said...

Malaprop said

I have been told how to spot the undercover cop bikers.

They will be the ones nicking childrens' colouring books.

Then some dastardly person said "If you are a snob Mal and think old bike pollution should not be allowed or you will cause a stink about it. Then it would be a case of Bike Carbon Hate Toff's Odour"

I hate chav humour.

Malaprop said...

Splendid work 6.20

Anonymous said...

Funnily enough the Dreamland site measures about 15 acres - parking problem solved then?

Anonymous said...

but there is a steam fair currently at dreamland!