Sunday, May 30, 2010

East Of The Wantsum

What a bloody horrible bank holiday weekend! Windy, cloudy and cold. I was hoping to hook up with Bev, my agent, in Big Deal this afternoon for an al fresco dining experience (picnic in old money), but there's no sign of it getting Walmer (Geddit??!!??!???).

Still, nothing's going to stop me donning my leathers and hanging out with my Hell's Angel chums at the Margate Meltdown tomorrow. In the meantime, you can warm yourselves up by chuckling at this week's East of the Wantsum (face fuzz special)!

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Chris Wells looks so hot and sexy. Big fat bear of a man. What a shame I've never, and would never, kiss a Tory.

Richard Eastcliff said...

Should have gone to Specsavers?

Lucy Mail said...

I'm quite fancying Shirley, myself.
Maybe a little more therapy is required.

Anonymous said...

On whom, Lucy? As for you, Eastcliff, R...such a bitch.

Anonymous said...

anon again!
Took the kids up to o2 arena for Lady GaGa. What a fantastic lady and a superb show. I think I might have been more impressed than the younger ones.

Anonymous said...

I've given Ramsgate bank hols a miss this year but have found a look alike town. Plenty of DFL's, a big harbour (well 2 of), quaint shops a few empty ones, dog walkers everywhere but not a pit bull in sight, street market but on every day. Eateries that make Harveys look cheap and sea side front hotels that make the Oak look like the servants quarters.

And plenty of beaches where you dont know were to look.
All for £150 more for a week for 2 than Ramsgate costs and thats by high speed train too.

Not bad here in Cannes at 26c!

Bluenote said...

Bet they don't have a hole in the road and a dispute over putting a boat in the water. Add a long train journey and then lots of DFLs showing their reddening flesh and tattoos when you get there. No thanks! Think I'll stick with good old Thanet.

Lucy Mail said...

Who goes to Cannes to blog?
What a sad git!

Anonymous said...

anon again!
Sad, are the gits who don't get out of Thanet for a while, even a few days, or, even hours.
Bon Chance en Cannes. Viva Lady GaGa. Gonads to the Thanet cret's!

Richard Eastcliff said...

Staying at the Carlton, anon again? Last time I was in their cocktail lounge I paid £48 for a double G&T.

For that kind of money I could down 16 pints of the Gadds' stuff. No contest!

Bluenote said...

Having done Europe, the Middle and Far East as well as Africa I'll happily settle for being a Thanet cret now. In many of those exotic spots you have to be too careful about what you eat, drink or sleep with at the risk of catching something nasty. A friend has just returned from a week of rain in Spain at great expense and my Thanet tan is better than his.

Anonymous said...

anon again!
Boddle of 'cristal' £500 and 4 cola's @ £25 each.... nice prices.

Anonymous said...

With the new government scrapping house building target and regional plans to follow, thanet will need to worry more about TDC planning rather than the weather. Looks like thoses with a vested interest in building flats and no family accomodation will be jumping with glee.

ps I read in the Daily Mail that David Laws and his friend share a
cosy hideaway near Cannes.

Bluenote said...

Yeah! And a newly appointed lord used to share a cosy hideaway with his public purse secretary. That is when he wasn't thumping egg throwers or playing croquet on the lawn. Wonder if the earlier comment would have been made had there been a Lib/Lab pact. Doubt it!

Anonymous said...

Is TDC chairwoman Councillor Margaret Sheldrick now the only senior female councillor in Thanet?

Anonymous said...

Hello Richard, how very astute of you to notice the 'Beard' connection. You should also mention that Brian Sullivan is also vice -chair of the Transortation board, and Ken Gregory is chair of planning.! Does this mean that the wierd beards are taking over the world?

Anonymous said...

That was a weird way to spell weird.