Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Ladyboy To The Rescue!

I see my local MP, Dr Steve Ladyboy, has sent out a circular asking for views on the three post office closures that are proposed here in the Millionaires' Playground.

Well, when I last looked, the Post Office was still owned by HM Government, incumbents Gordon and Chums, the very same party that Dr Ladyperson represents. So couldn't they just tell them not to go ahead with it? I mean, a report out today predicts the UK population will rise to 157m by the middle of the century, and everyone's constantly urging us to cut our carbon footprints and shop local, so it's a bit short-sighted to shut local POs, isn't it?

In other news, the old Toyota Priapus was vandalised last night along with a number of other cars in the street. Must be the half term holidays.

Blimey! With Dr Biggles taking a break from Thanet Life at the moment, I seem to have taken over as the island's Chief Tory!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

GOD FORBID

Anonymous said...

To suggest that Thanet half term holiday kids are responsible for vandalism ! Perhaps you don't realize that this is offensive.

Like some years ago when Thanet Police described Newington kids as "Scum".

Or is it your position that it is acceptable to negative stereotype Thanet kids whereas no one should stereotype "Gippos" ?

Eastcliff Richard said...

Gosh! Those Thanet Lifers really are stuck for entertainment with His Biggles-ship on hols, aren't they?

It's probably too much to expect the knuckle-dragging element of his audience to understand humour, wit, irony, satire...

Anonymous said...

Bet they dont live in Newington ?

Lord Lucan said...

Dickie, old chap, being a bit contentious here? Thanet Lifers would be more brutal about scroats than you and would certainly not take you to task if you blamed all the woes of the Isle on the little darlings.

Eastcliff Richard said...

As ever I am indebted to Lord Lucan for his contribution from, er, wherever he is.