Name Game

It's official! Lib Dem leader Menzies Campbell should change his name to Gordon Brown if he is to up the ante in the leadership ratings. Or, er, Menzies Campbell Soup. Here are the results of my latest 7 day poll in full:

Question: What should Lib Dem leader Menzies Campbell change his name to to boost his ratings?

Gordon Brown: 35% (6 votes)
Menzies Campbell Soup: 35% (6 votes)
Sol Campbell: 17% (3 votes)
Naomi Campbell: 11% (2 votes)
Thing Campbell: 11% (2 votes)
John Menzies Campbell: 0% (0 votes)

I've been racking the old grey matter to come up with a timely poll for the Tory bunfight in Blackpool this week, but have decided that it wouldn't become a celebrity of my status to be seen mocking the afflicted.