Northsiders appear to have been much irritated recently by the re-emergence of former Gazunder reporter Nick Dorman at The People. Apparently he's said some rather rude things about Margate in the latest edition of the paper.
I must admit that I haven't bought a red top in years, but rummaging through the piles of newspapers I keep for Bertie's litter tray I found an old copy of the Thanet Times, the Gazunder's sister paper, in which Our Nick used to write a column called 'In the Nick of Time' (geddit!!?!?!).
So in case anyone over in the Arsonists' Playground is on the lookout for him, here he is:
I have no doubt that even Margatonians will be able to spot a chap wearing a cardboard Big Ben outfit.
Click here to read Nick's 'Sun Scroungers' story in The People.