Thursday, May 10, 2007

Sandy's Election Diary

Top politician Sandy Beach gives the Isle of Thanet Gazunder his exclusive insight into last week's election tussle.

Some tossers said we couldn't get elected for another four years. Yeah right. F*cking tossers. Tossers the lot of them. In yer face. In yer face. Do you wantsum? Do you wantsum? Geddit?!!?! F*cking tossers.

That's enough insight - Ed.

12 comments:

emmeline said...

You give him too much credit - surely he is not so articulate - more of a head-banger

Anonymous said...

Emmeline? Such a beautiful name!
Wanna go on a date baby?
I've already asked pretty much everyone else and they all said no.
Would you really want to add to that misery?

Eastcliff Richard said...

I say, I'm not running a dating service here you know.

I'm sure Emmeline would prefer not to visit this blog and be harassed by hairy-arsed anonymouses.

Sorry about that Emmeline. And by way of compensation, if you ever find yourself in the vicinity of Ramsgate's exclusive East Cliff, I'd be more than happy to treat you to a glass or two of Krug here at my multi-million pound cliff top mansion.

emmeline said...

I understand that our MP Steve Lady'sman is appearing at Albion House tonight. Be there or be square! ERA strikes again!

emmeline said...

By the way in answer to your other comment - I'm not really into mouses of any sort - as to the state of most of the men in Thanet I'm probably wiser to keep Mum on that one but a glass of dry white wine always goes down a treat

Eastcliff Richard said...

Aha. I can see you're a woman of taste Emmeline. If you get tired of keeping Mumm, pop round to my CTM for a Dom any time.

BTW, do you think the ERA will ever sit down side by side with the TDC? Perhaps with Sir Roger Wind and Steve Ladychap as mediators? If it works in Belfast, it's worth giving a go in Ramsgate surely?

emmeline said...

The mayor still chooses to send Gerry O'Ramsgate to Coventry - or is that Cliffsend - so I don't hold out much hope!

anonytiger said...

If it's just the name that bothers you, Emmeline (though I can see why it would as you have such a pretty one), that can be ammended easily enough.
Having done that, how about we meet up outside Peter's Fish Factory later and I'll treat you to a slap-up meal, pea fritters and everything?

Eastcliff Richard said...

Um, just in case anyone should imagine that 'anonytiger' is a pseudonym for yours truly, I'm here to tell you otherwise. The clever clogs has merely linked the name back to this comments page.

Besides, pea fritters? Peter's Fish Factory? So not my style!

emmeline said...

I prefer Bambhuddas myself!

Anonytiger said...

Do they do pea fritters in The Hut?

Justin Brown said...

Hey Tiger, you've not asked me out yet. Maybe you're pointing your 'love' in the wrong direction!