Top politician Sandy Beach gives the Isle of Thanet Gazunder his exclusive insight into last week's election tussle.
Some tossers said we couldn't get elected for another four years. Yeah right. F*cking tossers. Tossers the lot of them. In yer face. In yer face. Do you wantsum? Do you wantsum? Geddit?!!?! F*cking tossers.
That's enough insight - Ed.