I see my production pals Celador have put the global rights to 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?' up for grabs.
I'm in a buying mood this week, but after bagging 'Barker's Nest', even I haven't quite got the readies they're asking for. Nevertheless, a thought strikes me - what better way to attract the kind of people this town needs than by purchasing the rights, and setting future editions of the popular game show in Ramsgate's Monte Carlo style Casino?
I'm going to ring the council. They're a forward thinking bunch, and I feel this is just the sort of project on which they should be spending the £50m they've saved by nixing the Anthea Turner Centre.