I see our glorious council leader, Sandy Beach, is to take on the mammoth daytime task of collecting everyone's household waste himself, in addition to his nightly duties of scaring all good little boys and girls into eating up their greens.
Quite how he's going to pilot his new fleet of 14 gleaming rubbish trucks on his own, though, I'm not sure. Perhaps he's been involved in some hideous cloning experiment, and even now there are 13 more of him lying in wait in coffins beneath the Winter Gardens. Should make winning votes in the council chamber a lot easier, too.
Good on yer, Sandy!