Keyring Ronnie, the Thanet man who wants to be in the Guinness Book of Records for having the largest collection of keyrings in the world, has now been contacted by the BBC, according to 'Adscene', the fish and chip vendor's friend.
Apparently the BBC are going to send a researcher to his bungalow. One has to wonder what monstrous crime this poor researcher has committed to deserve such a punishment.
Meanwhile, according to the paper, 'another sackful of keyrings hit the office this week'. Good. Give it a month or two and the whole place will hopefully have been completely demolished.