Hurrah! With the General Election not even announced yet, the Blue Rinsers have already installed my favourite yummy Tory as the South Thanet MP!
According to an article on the Conservativehome website today, lovely Laura Sandys is one of 51 candidates that 'have been selected for the seats where Conservative MPs are standing down, or where boundary changes have created new Conservative seats or converted existing ones into Conservative seats.' Here's the full SP:
Good to see my old TV chums Fiona Bruce and Esther MvVey, and Caroline Dinenage, daughter of my very old TV chum Fred, on the list to boot.
So, who needs to bother with a troublesome and expensive democratic process, when all you have to do is declare your candidate the winner!?!? Dr Ladyman, the sitting Labour MP, will now just have to pack up his 664 majority and bugger off back to wherever he came from! Hurrah for Laura!! Hurrah for David Cameron!!! Hurrah for Maggie!!! Hurrah for Ted Heath!!!!
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