Friday, February 26, 2010

Blow For Manston

Cripes! Yet another consignment of rotten bananas flown into Chas 'n' Dave Margate International Airport has been discovered laced with something to sniff at! 3kg of cocaine was found in amongst veggies on a flight from Ghana on Tuesday, according to the Kent Messenger.

It's not the first time cargo flights have concealed contraband. At this rate, it'll be snowing in Thanet all year round!

Click here for more on KM website
Yams. Apparently it was yams.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Have a word with the new Head of CPS

Anonymous said...

THANET COUNCIL PRESS RELEASE

Councillor Ezekiel utterly refutes that the bag of Charlie had his home address on it .

Ezekiel is a very common name and it could have been one of any number of people in the Thanet area with the same name.

In the interests of investigating any other drug trafficking if any body out there has a similar quantity of high quality uncut coke will they please contact Thanet District Council or Dave the Dog on 07778 546 5467

Anonymous said...

ROGER "StringerBell " LATCHFORD

Yo hommies some bad shit went down at Manston we got a snitch in the outfit.
somebody is going into a windfarm foundation this weekend true dat.
I got my best bloods flipping corner boys until we get a squeal.

Anonymous said...

CARLOS from BOGOTA

You newcomers make a me a sick complain'in about the airporto . Drugs destined to ruin the lives of the innocent have all ways come in. if you do not want to live in a corrupt third world style shit hole championed by the local morons on the council ...DO NOT MOVE HERE !

Anonymous said...

AVON BARKSDALE writes,

Sheeeeeeet I have traded with some badmothers in time , most def
But the Thanet posse are the most crooked , you order
some fine quailty afgan and get a plane load of carpet tiles this just ain't right

Anonymous said...

Yo dude you ain't shitting me, them permit landing jets ain't a patch on the gun runners we did businesses with in the old days.

Columbian Jack

Anonymous said...

sheesh dat dude samuels is one bad motherf**ker, he say he have de isle under control wid all der cllrs in da pocket then dis happens.

Pablo Escobar said...

At least the airport has at last had some useful cargo coming through.

Imagine the jobs/economic activity created by this type of import - police, rehabilitation centres, dealers, rhinoplasty, excellent music etc.

The airport should be looking at the positives it can take from this as it needs all the help it can get.

Maybe a new route has opened up for the drug trade - mangoes from Pakistan with heroin hidden amongst, then muled up to the trainspotting types in Edinburgh. Mmmm, let me speak to my associates........

Peter Checksfield said...

Cocaine doesn't create good music - Cliff Richard, Chas 'N' Dave, Gerry & The Pacemakers - they've all made perfectly good music without it.

Anonymous said...

You reckon?

Anonymous said...

cocaine doesn't make music the muscians do,..........and its the first time i've heard Chas & Dave pub singalong called good music, next you will be telling us you like max bygraves.

Anonymous said...

cliff richard was off his tits on ovaltine when he made 'devil woman'.

Anonymous said...

Chas & Dave must've been on something when they thought visiting Margate was worth singing about.

Readit said...

"I dont care if he cums round ere, Zeek'ill sort im out if e cums round ere"