Friday, August 07, 2009

Please Refund My Licence Fee

Not only have I had to 'watch' the Headingley Test today staring at numbers on a TV which was playing radio commentary, but this evening's Any Questions from the Mike and Bernie Winter Gardens gave the second question to none other than Roger Latchford OBE, the truest, bluest duffer on Duffer Island.

As I'd rather undergo a meatotomy without anaesthetic than purchase any kind of Murdoch product, I'm just going to have to go out now and drink myself blind. At least that way I'll get a 50% refund. A bientot!

11 comments:

Richard said...

Ricardo
Believe me it only proceeded to get worse! However I wait with eager anticipation for your opportunity to reply on call you and yours or whatever its called tomorrow! (Sorry I think it was so torpid and up arse that the blood supply to my brain may have congealed!!! sooo appoloooges fort andy mitakssst)

Anonymous said...

A meatotomy is a form of penile modification in which the underside of the glans is split. The procedure may be performed by a doctor to alleviate meatal stenosis or urethral stricture, or by a body modification practitioner for the purpose of sexual pleasure or aesthetics. A meatotomy can also result from a Prince Albert piercing being torn out. Some penises have a naturally split underside of the glans as a result of hypospadias. For some men, a greater sensation may be achieved with exposure of and access to the urethra due to the abundance of nerves.

JEEZ! I know people with Prince alberts!

Anonymous said...

Blimey what an exotic life you lead meatotomy where did you hear of such a thing

Peter Checksfield said...
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Anonymous said...

i THOUGHT A MEATONOMY WAS THE DELI COUNTER AT ASDA, WHAT ARE YOU BLOKES GOING ON ABOUT ?

Anonymous said...

Penis piercing

Anonymous said...

Ohh ... and I'm not a 'bloke'

Eddie Mair said...

Who was that nice chap at the end who bowled an underarm to John Kampfner about the Turner Centre? He deserves to go far!

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry buy John Kampfner came across as a bloody show off, Judith was great however!

Anonymous said...

Just read a report of last nights events at WG over on Thanet Life. Am now rushing to the toilet to throw up.

Anonymous said...

I once saw my friend's Prince Albert. Believe it or not I was on my knees in a pub carpark at the time, he had his pants round his ankles and there was a non-sexual reason for it too.....Officer.