Thursday, August 06, 2009

Opportunity Knocks For Wacko Worrow

By all that's wrong in the world of entertainment! Forgive my French, but wtf is this? Having a quick online gander through the excellent yourfannitinnit earlier, I spotted a story about the Michael Jackson tribute talent competition held over in Birchington last Friday.

Now don't misunderstand me. I'm not undermining this well-intentioned attempt to do something for the kiddiwinks. And the untimely demise of the King of Pop provided an ideal excuse to get our tubby teenagers exercising in a multicultural environment, as given the nature of the subject matter it clearly was of no import whatsoever whether any of them were black or white. No, what really brought up the All-Bran was the spectacle of 'independent' Birchington parish councillor and Latchford wannabe John Worrow strutting his very limited stuff on stage like some poor man's David Brent!

You'd have thought after all the kerfuffle the other week over the 'Mini-Me' episode he'd want to keep these kind of talent-free moves to himself, but clearly he was on tit autopilot. Compared with the dignified demeanour of the event's other organiser Ralph 'Mr Ramsgate' Hoult, who appears to have been content with some clapping and a gentle wolling of his Rs, I'd say our John made a right Cameron of himself!

Anyhow, as my dear departed showbiz godfather Hughie used to say, it's make your mind up time folks. Click on the link below and go to around 14 minutes in. You'll have to wait a while for it to load, as yourfannitinnit's online TV isn't the sharpest tool in the IT box. But I promise you, it's worth the wait!

Wacko Worrow on yourkenttv

19 comments:

Peter Checksfield said...

Talking of t*ts, that woman in the black T-shirt & hat obviously has ample hidden talents!

Anonymous said...

Do you think 'Woger' taught him some of the moves?

Anonymous said...

That's a bit racist isn't it 11:00?

Anonymous said...

Hm - I think 11.00 was referring to Councillor Latchford, is that racist?

Anonymous said...

"Tit willow, tit willow, tit Worrow!"

min said...

He's got some moves has JW.
Actually, he really hasn't.
This is worse than watching my Dad dancing at my brother's wedding last year, and that was really bad.

Anonymous said...

The only moves he's making are on to a TDC seat at the next election but perhaps he should remember what happened to William Hague when he tried to look 'cool' and 'with it'.

Anonymous said...

Peter checksfield - you are making lewd comments about a child?

I strongly suggest ecr deletes your comment

Anonymous said...

I have always thought Peter's Flesh Factory had a slightly noncey feel to it.

Peter Checksfield said...

She certainly looks over 16 to me...

Anonymous said...

She goes to my college, shes either 18 or 19. I was at this event & it was an awesome night!

JP said...

Peter - you revel in the attention, don't you. Have you got any friends?

Anonymous said...

Go on then Pete - offer to put her on Pete's Flesh Factory. I'm sure her dad won't mind. He's probably a (younger) mate of yours anyway.

Anonymous said...

Looks like he was embarassing Birchington, can't give my name or Wacko Worrow will be after me!

Peter Checksfield said...

Did you forget to login again Smeggy / Jean?

Anonymous said...

Peter - "she certainly looks over 16 to me".

You forgot the "m'lud".

Anonymous said...

i think it is sad that a local councilor has to put on a show about jackson when he is not yet cold well he was aways cold should have read in the ground this show might be ok for the kids but they don,t vote so i think jw is on a hiding to nothing not chance of ever taking over from rl on councilhe should stick to paraish

Anonymous said...

Nice to see a councillor that can have a laugh and raise money for a sick child at the same time. If those people making snide remarks also helped raise money for the sick little boy, the world would be a better place.

Anonymous said...

why has that racist comment not been removed?