Wednesday, August 05, 2009

What's The Point Of...

Nick Knowles?

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

wtf???
bored again ECR?? lol

tony flaig bignews said...

This is probably your most important posting ever, I was watching some crap the other day with Nick Knowles in Africa looking like a complete tit, the premiss of the show is a bunch of losers are taken off to film wild life like, bats in a cave and bees clinging to a rock and nick knowles and some proper bbc bloke then sit in judgement trying to recreate the drama and gravitas of the apprentice but failing and both appear uncomfortable and out of place but none more so than nick knowles.

Its my opinion Nick Knowles is the sort of bloke who might seem OK when you first meet, but would very quickly reveal himself as blimin mind numbing bore, know nothing muppet. Couldn't he at least learn to shave.

For once you've come up with something truly profound.

Eastcliff Richard said...

Ignoring the chippiness of 'for once', Tone, I too caught a glimpse of the aforementioned dog's breakfast of a show last night, which was what prompted me to put the post up. It then struck me that there are many other pointless things in this world, hence my new 'What's the point of...' strand.

If you really want to bring up your breakfast, take a gander at our Nick's website. Be warned, it contains some very scary close-ups of stubble!

Anonymous said...

Phil Jupitus, why!?

Anonymous said...

I am sorry to learn that you looked a complete tit, whilst you were watching telly in Africa with Nick Knowles, Tony.

Was he boasting how he can get twelve budgies perched along his winkie ?

It's a lie ... the twelfth one has to balance on one leg.

Anonymous said...

Phil Jupitus

Product of Woolverstone Hall Boarding School ? Public school education for the working classes.

You can't make a silk purse ....

Anonymous said...

he goes all over the world and earns a fortune you mend railway tracks

tony flaig bignews said...

I should have made myself clearer anon (I take you are the "in house" anon)

At least I earn my money.

Slightly different form being the Beebs Oik of the moment.

Eastcliff Richard said...

Gawd Tony, you're so effing touchy! If you mean to imply by 'the "in-house" anon' that I had something to do with those comments, you really do need to see a paranoia quack! Don't you think your other reader might have read your profile and gleaned what you do for a living?

I've been too busy writing some purple prose about John Worrow to be bothered with this thread, if you hadn't noticed!

Anonymous said...

I think the programme about the Spanisf flu epidemic in 1918 was worth watching as was Who do you think you are? Don't watch any programme with Nick Knowles in it!

Anonymous said...

You lot really need to get out more...

tony flaig bignews said...

touchy sorry I saw the usual hallmarks, rapid placing of one liners, in quick succession

Crikey !

I shall now read your worrow thread