Angela calls to say she'll be down at the weekend, and would I like to go to a bonfire party?
"Of course," I say. "I like to let one off at least once a year."
"Where shall we go, then?"
Hmmm. Apparently she'd like me to take her to an organised display. Trouble is, being new to the area, I'm not sure which would be the best, and I don't fancy schlepping all the way to Edenbridge to see that portly chap from Channel 4 Racing fry.
Must do a bit of research. Where to start? What about the council website? Nope. Nada. Maybe fireworks and Uranus don't mix.