Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Des-olated

I'll have to call Jack Barclay again and cancel that Bentley order. I've just heard that Des O'Flipping Connor has pipped me to the post for Countdown. If I'd known they wanted another Des, I'd have changed my name to Des Res.

43 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think I could make entertaining telly, I just need my big break.
I know loads of stuff about cannabis!

Anonymous said...

I just want a girlfriend.

Anonymous said...

Anyone want a time share?

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

That's enough Des jokes

Anonymous said...

When I was at school, I had a freind called Des Irable, how silly is that?
And he was coloured, to boot!

Anonymous said...

That's nothing.
My mums' boyfriend is called Des Cussion, but he doesn't like to talk about it.

Anonymous said...

I've got one hell of a chopper!

Anonymous said...

Ok, ok. I'll go then.

Anonymous said...

The boss is coming, must get on with filing the paperclips

Anonymous said...

I don't want to spoil things.

Anonymous said...

Come round my house we have very nice time

Anonymous said...

Bring money with you.

Anonymous said...

Spare a quid for a cup of tea, guv?

Anonymous said...

I drink therefore I am

Anonymous said...

I would love to come round but am having trouble moving around because of a recent enema.

Anonymous said...

Just had a similar procedure, myself.

Anonymous said...

Try this delicious mouthful

Anonymous said...

I'll definitely come.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, what were we talking about?

Anonymous said...

Qu'est-ce qui se passe?

Anonymous said...

Just a bunch of limeys acting like screwballs, buddy.
I think they need getting rid of.

Anonymous said...

Starting to run out of ideas, here.

Anonymous said...

Me too.

Anonymous said...

I'm not!
Well, maybe a little.

Anonymous said...

Wimps!

Anonymous said...

Really, I have to go.

Anonymous said...

I can't go!

Anonymous said...

I'll bet I can bloodwell make you go, regardless.

Anonymous said...

Will you lot give it a rest!!!

Jeremy Jacobs said...

des urt

said................

" I don't like cold custard"

Dane Valley Ted said...

You forgot Des-pickable you donut

Richard Eastcliff said...

What's going on? There's been a nasty outbreak of Des's!

Dane Valley Ted said...

Not des-irable then old boy?

Richard Eastcliff said...

No! In fact, you could say it's a bit of a Des-aster zone!

Dane Valley Ted said...

Just des-tiny or is it Des-demona
after your de-bauched,des-irable
and de-lisciously de-licate
de-rriere.

Mrs D.V.T

Lucy Mail said...

Crikey, this place is becoming almost as popular as Dr. Moores' Alternative Universe blog.

Almost as silly, too!

Richard Eastcliff said...

The next thing you know, I'll be running Ask Sandy and the Wind news!

Anonymous said...

Go placidly amidst the noise and haste and remember what peace there may be in silence.

Richard Eastcliff said...

I agree, and I'm only adding this so I can get to 40 comments, which would be a new ECR record!

Lucy Mail said...

Bet you don't make it to 41!

Lucy Mail said...

Doh!
Well, 42 then!

Lucy Mail said...

Doh! Doh!

See, they're not extinct at all!