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Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Des-olated
I'll have to call Jack Barclay again and cancel that Bentley order. I've just heard that Des O'Flipping Connor has pipped me to the post for Countdown. If I'd known they wanted another Des, I'd have changed my name to Des Res.
43 comments:
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43 comments:
I think I could make entertaining telly, I just need my big break.
I know loads of stuff about cannabis!
I just want a girlfriend.
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That's enough Des jokes
When I was at school, I had a freind called Des Irable, how silly is that?
And he was coloured, to boot!
That's nothing.
My mums' boyfriend is called Des Cussion, but he doesn't like to talk about it.
I've got one hell of a chopper!
Ok, ok. I'll go then.
The boss is coming, must get on with filing the paperclips
I don't want to spoil things.
Come round my house we have very nice time
Bring money with you.
Spare a quid for a cup of tea, guv?
I drink therefore I am
I would love to come round but am having trouble moving around because of a recent enema.
Just had a similar procedure, myself.
Try this delicious mouthful
I'll definitely come.
Sorry, what were we talking about?
Qu'est-ce qui se passe?
Just a bunch of limeys acting like screwballs, buddy.
I think they need getting rid of.
Starting to run out of ideas, here.
Me too.
I'm not!
Well, maybe a little.
Wimps!
Really, I have to go.
I can't go!
I'll bet I can bloodwell make you go, regardless.
Will you lot give it a rest!!!
des urt
said................
" I don't like cold custard"
You forgot Des-pickable you donut
What's going on? There's been a nasty outbreak of Des's!
Not des-irable then old boy?
No! In fact, you could say it's a bit of a Des-aster zone!
Just des-tiny or is it Des-demona
after your de-bauched,des-irable
and de-lisciously de-licate
de-rriere.
Mrs D.V.T
Crikey, this place is becoming almost as popular as Dr. Moores' Alternative Universe blog.
Almost as silly, too!
The next thing you know, I'll be running Ask Sandy and the Wind news!
Go placidly amidst the noise and haste and remember what peace there may be in silence.
I agree, and I'm only adding this so I can get to 40 comments, which would be a new ECR record!
Bet you don't make it to 41!
Doh!
Well, 42 then!
Doh! Doh!
See, they're not extinct at all!
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