Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Des-olated

I'll have to call Jack Barclay again and cancel that Bentley order. I've just heard that Des O'Flipping Connor has pipped me to the post for Countdown. If I'd known they wanted another Des, I'd have changed my name to Des Res.

43 comments:

Des Pot said...

I think I could make entertaining telly, I just need my big break.
I know loads of stuff about cannabis!

Des Perate said...

I just want a girlfriend.

des tination said...

Anyone want a time share?

des ktop said...

Russian computers for sale very good price

des ist said...

That's enough Des jokes

des criminator said...

When I was at school, I had a freind called Des Irable, how silly is that?
And he was coloured, to boot!

Des Cuttlefish said...

That's nothing.
My mums' boyfriend is called Des Cussion, but he doesn't like to talk about it.

des sicate said...

I've got one hell of a chopper!

des missed said...

Ok, ok. I'll go then.

des kjob said...

The boss is coming, must get on with filing the paperclips

Des Tructor said...

I don't want to spoil things.

des de mona said...

Come round my house we have very nice time

Des Irving said...

Bring money with you.

des titute said...

Spare a quid for a cup of tea, guv?

des cartes said...

I drink therefore I am

des punked said...

I would love to come round but am having trouble moving around because of a recent enema.

des alinated said...

Just had a similar procedure, myself.

des sertspoon said...

Try this delicious mouthful

des icive said...

I'll definitely come.

des tracted said...

Sorry, what were we talking about?

des francais said...

Qu'est-ce qui se passe?

des caler said...

Just a bunch of limeys acting like screwballs, buddy.
I think they need getting rid of.

des o'late said...

Starting to run out of ideas, here.

des pairing said...

Me too.

des toppable said...

I'm not!
Well, maybe a little.

des enchanted said...

Wimps!

des allfornow said...

Really, I have to go.

des embowled said...

I can't go!

des temper said...

I'll bet I can bloodwell make you go, regardless.

des traught said...

Will you lot give it a rest!!!

Jeremy Jacobs said...

des urt

said................

" I don't like cold custard"

Dane Valley Ted said...

You forgot Des-pickable you donut

Eastcliff Richard said...

What's going on? There's been a nasty outbreak of Des's!

Dane Valley Ted said...

Not des-irable then old boy?

Eastcliff Richard said...

No! In fact, you could say it's a bit of a Des-aster zone!

Dane Valley Ted said...

Just des-tiny or is it Des-demona
after your de-bauched,des-irable
and de-lisciously de-licate
de-rriere.

Mrs D.V.T

Lucy Mail said...

Crikey, this place is becoming almost as popular as Dr. Moores' Alternative Universe blog.

Almost as silly, too!

Eastcliff Richard said...

The next thing you know, I'll be running Ask Sandy and the Wind news!

Des iterata said...

Go placidly amidst the noise and haste and remember what peace there may be in silence.

Eastcliff Richard said...

I agree, and I'm only adding this so I can get to 40 comments, which would be a new ECR record!

Lucy Mail said...

Bet you don't make it to 41!

Lucy Mail said...

Doh!
Well, 42 then!

Lucy Mail said...

Doh! Doh!

See, they're not extinct at all!