Friday, November 17, 2006

Bikenews Margate

I see Man Eating Sausage In Wenceslas Square has got himself into a spot of bother with some Hell's Angels. The language!

Well what do you expect if you insist on hooning down the M2 at 100mph in a Transit van, concentrating more on your pie/hole interface than the other road users around you? Really Tony!

I often get my old throbber out and give it a thrash in the sun. I've offered to take Tony around the Ile on the back, to give him the two-wheeled perspective on things, but for some reason he's declined.

Perhaps he's studied a pie chart and seen how risky it is.


Lucy Mail said...

Before you get too hard on the guy, would you be brave enough to come on the back of mine?

Anonymous said...

That reminds me of a joke - how can you tell a male porn star at a petrol station? Because he pulls out halfway through filling up and sprays the rest over the back of the car.

Eastcliff Richard said...

Do you often go two up then, Lucy?

Frances Oapen said...

So if your not gay and assuming you have a Beemer or a Merc and a large property are you ever in Chruchills?

Eastcliff Richard said...

My word, this is rapidly detriorating into Bikenews Ramsgate!

tony flaig bignews said...

Its 90 Tops except on that long hill down to the medway bridge. I like to think that Im as good as the next driver (which basically means lucky to be alive), but what I cant stand are those bankers who insist that they are perfect road users, and it looks like Ive hit the motherload with my posting.

My original posting was intended to be critical of Mr Ladyman, which I still am.

The reason for the decline, is that I frequently work in potentially dangerous situations therefore I have no wish to increase my mortality risk on the back of some two wheeled vehicle aimed by an ageing celebrty whose career took the wrong slip road many miles ago.

Still thanks for the offer

Eastcliff Richard said...

No worries, Tony old chap. Actually, to tell the truth, I was a bit concerned the suspension wouldn't be able to take it, so it's probably for the best.

tony flaig bignews said...

Until midweek I thought that the most dangerous group in our society were probably Free Masons, BNP,or er Al Qaeda but no, I write an innocent post on Airfix and all Hell breaks loose

If you see a new blog entitled BIGBIKENEWS MARGATE emerge written by Salmon Rushdi author of the Santanic Wurst featuring articles on transport in Israel and Palestine with guest author David Irving and some cartoons I nicked from Jyllands-Posten then please do bring your contraption round pronto

As to the weightess comments go ---- yourself!

Have a nice day

Cheers old boy