I see Man Eating Sausage In Wenceslas Square has got himself into a spot of bother with some Hell's Angels. The language!
Well what do you expect if you insist on hooning down the M2 at 100mph in a Transit van, concentrating more on your pie/hole interface than the other road users around you? Really Tony!
I often get my old throbber out and give it a thrash in the sun. I've offered to take Tony around the Ile on the back, to give him the two-wheeled perspective on things, but for some reason he's declined.
Perhaps he's studied a pie chart and seen how risky it is.