Saturday, November 25, 2006

Heston's Services

Off to the country for an extended weekend with my cookery chum Heston Bloominhell, so I'll be off air for a few days.

I'm hoping that a few hearty suppers of slug bladder paté in a bat urine jus will recharge the batteries and restore the old Eastcliff constitution.

If that doesn't do the trick I'll just have to resort to a £500 a day cocaine and vodka habit like the rest of my showbiz colleagues. The pressure, darling, the pressure.


Lucy Mail said...

You do know how to 'Lord it up', don't you!

Eastcliff Richard said...

Throw it up more like, I've felt pretty crook since I got back from Heston's yesterday. Must have been that fillet of ocelot in trout roe ragout.