by Thanet SadScene staff
Yes, your super, soaraway SadScene's got everything wrapped up for Christmas in Thanet!!!
So if you're looking for great gift ideas, festive family fun, or something a bit different, we've saved you the bother of shopping around!
Christmas is a time for inviting friends and family into your home. But they won't feel at ease if the plaster's hanging off the wall. Call Wantsum Walls on 01843 777777.
What could be worse than cold turkey on Christmas Day? And with the winter weather here, now's the time to service that old boiler in the kitchen. Call ThanetGas on 01843 888888.
DECKING THE HALLS
The holly's up, the Christmas lights are working, but there's something missing. A patio! No Yuletide is complete without one! Call Slab-O-Rama on 01843 999999.
HAIL TO THE BEEF!
Get your glad rags on for Christmas! Don't miss out on Asda's new range of snug fit, £5 leggings for the larger woman. George 'W-bush' range available at all local stores.
Are you sure about that last one? Ed.