Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Crappy Christmas


I'm thinking of bringing out one of those cheap and cheerful Christmas books, so yesterday I had a shufti around W H Smith to get a feel for the competition.

I must say, I was shocked at the number of titles incorporating the S-word. In addition to the above work of literary genius, you could also fill your Auntie Doris's stocking with Old Shite's Almanac, I'm Dreaming Of A Shite Christmas, and How To Shit Around The World.

Assuming your Auntie Doris is compos mentis and hasn't done all the stocking filling herself, that is.

12 comments:

Captain Great said...

"Is it just me or is everything shit?"

Truer words were never spoken!

Lucy Mail said...

I beg to differ!
"The World is what you make it!" would be nearer to the truth, I think.
It's probably you that's shit, matey.
"Charity starts at home!" also springs to mind.

I don't know. Bloody depressives!!!

Anonymous said...

And a rolling stone in time saves nine.

Jeremy Jacobs said...

Come on guys stop being so negative.

giny palace said...

Is it me or is everything just wit, wouldn't you say Eastcliff old bean?

Eastcliff Richard said...

Absolutely old sport. I'm feeling a right twit as we speak, in fact.

Lucy Mail said...

Feeling a right tit, myself. I really should learn to dress more carefully.

Dane Valley Ted said...

Oh Lucy,I would love to feel your right tit,Instead of being one!

I spend a lot of time in ramsgate
and to be honest I have not found you yet,BUT I WILL.

Dane Valley Ted said...

Never mind,In 30 years time we will all be having a shi'ite holiday!

Lucy Mail said...

Now that the weather has turned, it does need warming up from time to time.
And thank you Ted, it's reassuring to know that not everyone thinks I'm a 'bean flicker'.

Anonymous said...

Never in the field of human history has one man got sso excited about a foam pig.

Lucy Mail said...

Or a 'foaming at the mouth' pig, if there's going to be any more cheek like that!!!