Well if it's good enough for that fellow who starred in that Top Gear film, it's good enough for me. I've decided I'm going to have my own fairytale wedding. Besides, the publicity won't do me any harm.
Now all I need is a suitable bride. Anyone out there prepared to take my ever-so-slightly camp image away?
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We might be able to help eachother out, here.
I'm getting a bit tired of my own (completely unfounded) reputation of being a bean-flicking boob juggler.
I can see the headlines now:
Millionaire Celebrity Weds Foam Pig!
Eastcliff Offered Starring Role In MI:IV!!!
Should I book Leeds Castle??
Dicky darling what about little old moi??? You were ever so smoochy-woochy on Friday night that was you in Chruchills wasnt it???
Crikey! The offers are flooding in!
It's between a foam pig with one poorly constructed breast who protests, methinks a little too much, that she's not a friend of Dorothy; or a young attractive nymphomaniac.
Hmm, that's a real toughie.
I would go with Fran,
But I would be thinking of Lucy:)
Are you some kind of porcophile Ted?
You should know Dicky that the definition of True Love is when two millionaires marry. I'm a little rushed off my foot at present but will hop over and see you soon as Sussex is frightful at mo.
p.s.Thanks for sending on the Thanet Property freebie - though couldn't see anything in the £3M price range
Yipes! Mrs Mills is after me too!
Heather old chum, you're not even divorced yet. Aren't you putting the McCartney before the horse??
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