ECR: What lines of inquiry are you pursuing Councillor Sandy ?
Sandy: I have to pop round the corner for a Jimmy Riddle mate
ECR: Oh I could make a comic character out of that line of inquiry "Jimmy Riddle" What else have you got
Sandy: Well round the corner there is a freshly written pee on the wall message "The Juwe doos won't be blamed for nuffink"
ECR: That's a red herring you just planted there using yer own todger Sandy. But I wonder why Mr Fuller is busily scrubbing it off. And placing some of the sample into a DNA testing bag.
Mr Fuller: Some fecker is going to get done for urinating on an arsonist crime scene I got his DNA
Sandy: It could have been planted there. There was a guy with a Tesco bag with a leak in it and he was using it like a piping bag squeezing it for all it was worth.
ECR: Not the old distract the police with a Tesco bag story trick again Sanders old man
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Nice to know ECR is not just sitting twiddling his thumbs in Tiblisi
Sandy: I am taking personal charge of the inquiry
ECR: What lines of inquiry are you pursuing Councillor Sandy ?
Sandy: I have to pop round the corner for a Jimmy Riddle mate
ECR: Oh I could make a comic character out of that line of inquiry "Jimmy Riddle" What else have you got
Sandy: Well round the corner there is a freshly written pee on the wall message "The Juwe doos won't be blamed for nuffink"
ECR: That's a red herring you just planted there using yer own todger Sandy. But I wonder why Mr Fuller is busily scrubbing it off. And placing some of the sample into a DNA testing bag.
Mr Fuller: Some fecker is going to get done for urinating on an arsonist crime scene I got his DNA
Sandy: It could have been planted there. There was a guy with a Tesco bag with a leak in it and he was using it like a piping bag squeezing it for all it was worth.
ECR: Not the old distract the police with a Tesco bag story trick again Sanders old man
Sandy: It worked last time
And where is Sandy at the moment? He didn't turn up for the China Gateway planning committee meeting on Wednesday. I think we should be told!
What combination of medication are you on, 2:33?
If none, maybe you should consider it.
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