To me, of course, and to the Diamond Anniversary Dog himself, my old showbiz chum David Bowie.
There the similarity ends, though, as, unlike Bowie, I will not be turning down an MBE or a knighthood should one come my way.
Actually he's not much of a chum, either. The only time I met him, he grunted and told me to f*ck off.
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I'm so pleased for him there can be nothing worse than riff raff wanner bees such as yourself trying to ingraciate themselves.
Happy birthday Mr Bowie
There speaks a man with his ear on the ground.
Wanner be? Wanner be? I'll have you know I'm an already there. Unlike Mr Bowie, who sadly must now rank as a has been.
Many Happy Returns Sir Richard(must be only a matter of time).
Looks like the Dimond Dogs of Ramsgate have done you proud with that cake!
Thank you Anonymouse. I got it from the local, er, barkery.
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