Monday, January 08, 2007
Many Happy Returns!
To me, of course, and to the Diamond Anniversary Dog himself, my old showbiz chum David Bowie.
There the similarity ends, though, as, unlike Bowie, I will not be turning down an MBE or a knighthood should one come my way.
Actually he's not much of a chum, either. The only time I met him, he grunted and told me to f*ck off.