Monday, January 08, 2007

Many Happy Returns!

To me, of course, and to the Diamond Anniversary Dog himself, my old showbiz chum David Bowie.

There the similarity ends, though, as, unlike Bowie, I will not be turning down an MBE or a knighthood should one come my way.

Actually he's not much of a chum, either. The only time I met him, he grunted and told me to f*ck off.


van gogh said...

I'm so pleased for him there can be nothing worse than riff raff wanner bees such as yourself trying to ingraciate themselves.

Happy birthday Mr Bowie

Anonymous said...

There speaks a man with his ear on the ground.

Eastcliff Richard said...

Wanner be? Wanner be? I'll have you know I'm an already there. Unlike Mr Bowie, who sadly must now rank as a has been.

Anonymouse said...

Many Happy Returns Sir Richard(must be only a matter of time).
Looks like the Dimond Dogs of Ramsgate have done you proud with that cake!

Eastcliff Richard said...

Thank you Anonymouse. I got it from the local, er, barkery.