As a liberal-minded entertainer (alcoholic, penchant for rent boys, that kind of thing), I'm getting pretty fed up with the way the blogosphere is being over-run by right wing twats.
It's almost as if that cheeky-chopped Mr Cameron has issued a directive from Central Office instructing his army of drooling underlings to get cracking and dominate cyberspace for the benefit of the blue stocking brigade.
Unfortunately I appear to attract these types, being a millionaire and well-known celebrity. If they bothered to read the lines, instead of taking me at face value, they would understand that not everyone with a bob or two is lining up behind them, dreaming of the 'good old days' when that mad bat was in charge.
Not that I'm a fan of our lying Prime Minister, either. Nope, I suppose if I was honest, I'd have to describe myself as a minger.