I see Tony got himself in a pickle with the greens today, saying that he had no intention of giving up his SleasyJet holidays to Florida, Tuscany and Barbados. Even his environmental adviser, Lord Jonathon Porridge, was urging him to take more holidays at home for the sake of the planet.
Well, the answer was obvious, wasn't it? A quick call to Number 10, and my offer of a cliff top mansion in sunny Ramsgate for him and the missus was on the table.
If that doesn't get me a knighthood, lord knows what will.
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