10 March 2006
Krakatoa, East Of Ramsgate
Glancing through one of Thanet's more upmarket publications, an advertisement caught my eye.
"Add sophistication to your function," it said.
Sophistication, eh? That could be right up my street. I'm always on the lookout for ways to pep up my garden parties. What could it be? A troupe of performing Indian elephants? A Buckingham Palace-sized marquee, perhaps? Or maybe a new home performance service from the English National Opera?
"Add sophistication to your function. The Chocolate Volcano. Indulge in all of your desires. Details to hire the Chocolate Fountain etc etc"
You can imagine my disappointment.