Anyhow, this being the silly season, with news about as plentiful as hens' teeth, I thought I'd offer it up to you lot to suggest suitable captions. I've kicked it off but I'm sure you can do better. There's a bottle of bubbly on offer for the caption deemed the wittiest by our panel of judge (me) by close of play tomorrow. Go on - do your damnedest!
'I can't understand people who say there's nothing to do in Margate.'
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Hello Eastcliff
Try "Hope those fire engines have paid for their parking, I'm off to get some change for my motorbike."
Or: "Rog, I've got a great idea to cover up the bad end of Margate - we'll use a smokescreen. Cushti!"
Martin and Nick, Cliftonville
'Better f*cking toss some more water on that mate'
I'd better ring Jimmy and congratulate him!
With the price of petrol as high as it is we will definitely be seeing less of this sort of thing in future
"Hose the Daddy now then?"
You all said you wanted a water park on the Dreamland site... well here it is!
Rog, do you know what would be really bleedin' funny? If after this I said to the chair of planning, "you're fired!".
Anyone got any prawns to stick on it?
I think the big grin says it all.
How about"that's another few quid in me pocket" or "f*ckem all".
"I love these alfresco planning meetings"
Sing to the tune of drunken sailor
What do you dial if there's a fire,
What do you dial if there's a fire,
What do you dial if there's a fire,
Dial your insurance
What do you do to plan for fire,
What do you do to plan for fire,
What do you do to plan for fire,
Buy some bloody petrol
What do you do if you light a fire,
What do you do if you light a fire,
What do you do if you light a fire,
get an alibi
Who comes in a rolls if there's fire,
Comes in a rolls if there's fire,
Comes in a truck if there's fire,
It's that mr godden
"I told you I could get rid of it"
"The Scenic Railway is on fire? Where?"
Where are the Community Wardens? Someone left a lit fag end by the ol railway. That's a 60 quid fine innit and 80 if they don't pay within 10 days. That's lost tdc revenue mate.
The caption under the photo is brill and sums up Margate in a nutshell.Deserves the bubbly!
All of these captions are hilarious. Thanks for making me laugh out loud. I am putting anon 2.34pm as the favourite. :-)
smarter investors always carry Swan vestas
I love the smell of burning creosote , it smells of ,,, victory !
Godden only knows what I'll do without you,,,,,,,
apologies to the Beach Boys
LOCAL BOY STILLS CARRIES A TORCH FOR AN OLD FLAME, I am gutted he says , although not half as much as the railway.
THIS IS YOUR CONDUCTOR SPEAKING...... Due to oily rags on the line the 5.15 will not be stopping at Margate..... ever.
"Turned out nice again"
"More flats, more carpets. Happy days are here again.."
Gor lumme - look at that shagged pile!
Fukin Great! that Godden diamond geezer nose ow tu sort a problem out innit, get im on the comitty tu sort out the rest of fukin fannit innit!
I love the Anon 8.31, Absolutly spot on.
'MR X'
'Scuse me but you'll 'ave to pay to park those fire ingins 'ere.
I thought we'd finished filming Exodus!
" Almost as good a job as Godden's Gap, innit?"
damn it i left the marshmallows at home!! what will i do now?
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