Thanks for all your hilarious entries to my recent caption competition. The panel of judge (me) has now decided the winner. In time honoured etc. I'll announce the top three in ascending order [drum roll]:Third with 'I'd better ring Jimmy and congratulate him' is, er, Anonymous 11:31am!! [Applause]
Second with 'Better f*cking toss some more water on that mate' is, um, Anonymous 9:46am!!! [Wild applause]
But the winner of the Jeroboam of vintage Shampagne (£9.99 at all participating Aldis) is none other than... 'Rog, do you know what would be really bleedin' funny? If after this I said to the chair of planning, 'You're fired!', courtesy of, er, Anonymous 2:34pm!!!! [Manic applause as entire audience vomits with excitement]
Unfortunately, as none of the top three appended monikers to their entries, I'm going to have to toddle off and swig the lot myself. Chin chin!
9 comments:
I can't understand why everyone wants to remain anonymous.
Neither do I.
Me, I am really Pi**ed off that everyone is using my name
We breed like rabbits - there are a lot of us about on Thanet!
I came third - thanks ECR
best wishes
Mrs Anonymous
Anonymous said
i dont even know who i
am perhaps?
I am the winner's agent. Please forward the booty to me so I may ensure it is safely delivered to my client.
Thank you for the manic applause, I am Spartacus. I imagine you have some device to check IP addresses or something so you'll see it's really me. I'll think of you while you;re quaffing my prize!
Why 'anonymous'? First because I thought 'anonymous' was my only option when posting (I looked harder this morning and found out it wasn't!), and second, as I know a lot of the people who appear in your posts I wouldn't want them to know I was sometimes less than sympathetic!
As me and my mate Martin were the only ones who bothered to put our names down, I think we should win by default!
I won't tell Martin so I can have the whole bottle to myself, hic!
Nick, Cliftonville
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