Friday, January 18, 2008

Thongs Of Praise

I see a local vicar's been nicked for snapping knickers by pointing his camera up ladies' skirts! Peter Torrence was sentenced to four months in prison in suspenders, er, suspended for a year, after pleading guilty to the offence and asking for six identical misdemeanours to be taken into account.

The pervy pastor was caught when one of his victims noticed his, um, flash going off as she bent over to pick up a greetings card in a shop. In court he blamed stress for his actions, after having only previously indulged in his obsession with his wife. He's now been dismissed from administering to his flock at Oasis Pentecostal Church in Broadstairs.

Only last August another naughty vicar, from St Peters, ran off with his Sunday school teacher. There must be something in the air around here. Presumably drifting over from that Pfizer factory in Sandwich!

Click here for full story in The Sun

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

This just shows you don't read the Thanet Times Eastcliff. I did this story on Tuesday. The same with the teacher involved in the brothel raids. Start reading it Eastcliff or ill resume my search for you.

Thom Morris

Anonymous said...

http://www.thisiskent.co.uk/displayNode.jsp?nodeId=249820&command=displayContent&sourceNode=250439&contentPK=19549269&folderPk=115468&pNodeId=250478

Does anyone read our new website?

Michael Child said...

no

Mary said...

Maybe this is why no one read your website:
Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage...
Even just www.thisiskent.co.uk returns the same result. =(

Eastcliff Richard said...

Dear Gazunderers,

I notice all the stories I've covered this week appeared in today's Gazunder.

So there.

Yours,

Dickie

PS: If you come after me I'll reprint that photo of 'Richmond' power station you had in last week's rag.

Anonymous said...

Just shows that religion is pants.

Anonymous said...

Thom

I am sorry to learn that the teacher, involved with the brothel raids, did not read the Thanet Times.

Anonymous said...

Thom

The sole reader of the Thanet Times has assured me, however, that he found no report by you, in Tuesday's edition, concerning Eastcliff's alleged indifference to your reports.

Anonymous said...

It all started with witnessing Faith.

Anonymous said...

Working on a catchy little heading for your next report Thom

"Spy On Pantie Cost All minister"

Anonymous said...

"No, Minister" ?

Anonymous said...

'All Gas And Gussets'?

Anonymous said...

'The Knicker Of Dribley'?

Anonymous said...

'Crack Shooter'?

Anonymous said...

The problem with the Ethelbert's teacher Thom is that as a landlord renting out property to tenants he may well have been interviewed and cautioned by the Police but HAS YET TO BE CHARGED! He might well be an innocent landlord whose tenants have been naughty! In this country we have a belief , do we not, in innosence until proved guilty.

On the subject of the pentacostal pastor, why didn't Thanet Times go for the whole alliteration possible in its headline? " PERVY PENTACOSTAL PASTOR PETE, THE PANTIE PEEPER" That said, it was a marvellous headline , well done all of you over at IOTG and TT!