Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Ramsgate - A Pain In The Arts

Mr Ceaucescu (no relation) has been out and about again with his new best friend from Margate, arts commentator Philip Page (aka Arts and Elbows).

This time they've made a short film for ECR TV about the state of the arts in Ramsgate, and pretty bleak it looks too.

I don't know. You hire a Romanian, you expect the Cheeky Girls! Not this arty twaddle!


Justin Brown said...

Perhaps you could have your library in the old art gallery, tidy up a bit and park a few old cars outside?
Might shut the misery-guts up but, somehow, I doubt it!

Eastcliff Richard said...

Nice thought Justin, but I'd rather hang the Monets in the West Cliff Hall, park some old cars inside the library and put my first editions in the old IOTA building. No, no, that's not right. Um. OK, got it now. Books in the West Cliff Hall, old cars, er, oh soddit.

tony flaig bignews said...

How much do you pay your presenters just curious

Justin Brown said...

If you're asking me, Burger King Wenceslas, my presenters get all the reward they need when I present them!

Eastcliff Richard said...

How much do I pay presenters? A magnificent Wossie-style package, of course. With all the riders. For example, Mr Page got a chauffeur driven limo, the use of Mr Ceaucescu's (no relation) comb and lucky bear paw, and, I believe, a pair of Y fronts emblazoned with the legend 'I love the Cheeky Girls'.