Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Will The Last Person To Leave Margate Please Turn Out The Lights

One of my spies on the shabby north side of the peninsula tells me that this illuminated sign, welcoming people to the Arsonists' Playground, may never light up again.

Hanging over the High Street, apparently the sign was paid for by the few traders that are left. The switch to turn it on is in Warreners, the sports shop, and of course they packed up and skedaddled before Christmas (as reported here).

So now the sign won't be seen in it's full glory until the shop is leased again. Chances of that? Well one empty shop further up has had a 'to let' sign up for ten years. In that time the owner hasn't received a single inquiry.

So I've decided to give my ECR TV producer Mr Ceaucescu (no relation) the afternoon off to make a short film about the lights going out in Margate. Providing he finishes plumbing in those gold taps first, that is.


Justin Brown said...

Maybe Mr Godden could use his enormous influence to get them lit?

Anonymous said...

I've heard he's good at that sort of thing.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Justin doesnt really know how enormous Mr Godden's influence is!

Eastcliff Richard said...

If lighting your influences floats your boat, take a look at Dr Poopenholen.