From the sound of the thunderous banging going on outside, it would seem our Shirley Temple Yacht Club are holding their 150th celebrations tonight.
Of course, according to The Gazunder, they were meant to have held them last night, but you don't want to believe everything you read in the local papers. They seldom let the facts get in the way of a good story.
At least I might get a decent night's kip tonight, though. Hopefully it's scared the KFC out of those Gordoning seagulls.