Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Taxing Question

Yikes! I see that the duffers in Cecil Square are proposing a 2.46% hike in council tax this year, followed by promised rises of 2.5% over the next four years! Quite why they should be getting any sort of increase, when there are people in Birchington who haven't had their rubbish collected for nine weeks is beyond me. Surely we should be getting a rebate?

Of course, here in the chi-chi south of the island we do pay a little more to keep it exclusive. In fact I would personally be prepared to pay double if Thanet Council promised to keep their grubby, shaky and rather dithery mitts off the place!

Click here for council press release

Ramsgate To Get Bayeux Tapestry

As my picture shows, the local youth have already discovered the new hoarding around the old hoarding on the Royal Sands (aka Pleasurama aka Titanic) eyesore here in the Millionaires' Playground.

Now comes a circular from Ramsgate Firster and not so teeny-tiny councillor Gerry O'Donnell saying he's got permission from the site's (extraordinarily slow) developer SFP Ventures and their contractor Cardy to 'paint murals' on it. Gerry witters: 'I have agreed that Ramsgate Town Council should take some overview leadership to ensure that the artwork is of the highest standard achievable in all circumstances'. Hurrah! Let's re-animate Van Gogh!

Er, not quite, as Family Guy lookalike G'OD's missive concludes: 'There should be an element of continuity to underline that we are a community - think Bayeux Tapestry.'

Oh, right you are Gerry. Bayeux Tapestry eh? Hmmm. I'm thinking. I'm thinking bows, arrows, Norman invasion. I know! Seeing as it's not unknown for the locals to stand on the cliff top flicking what I believe are called 'vickies' at the cliffs of France on a clear summer's day, how about this?

Update: I've now put in a request for funding to set up mypleasuramahoarding.com, along the lines of the famous mydavidcameron.com. To get the ball rolling, leave your suggestions below and I'll see what I can do!

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Out To Lunch

Just back from a slap-up, boozy lunch to celebrate the fact that Eastcliff Richard is now the 554th Most Influential Blog in Britain (ya boo sucks Tony so-called 'Bignews' Margate!)

The news comes courtesy of Cllr Nottingham's excellent From One End of Paint blog, itself voted the 99th best Labour blog in Britain. Trebles all round!

At this rate, I reckon Thanet's blogs are performing better than the British ski jumping team at the Winter Olympics. Hurrah!

Little White Dot

In Memoriam
Kent TV
A brave and bold innovation


So farewell
Then, Kent TV.

'The new internet channel for everyone living and working in Kent'
That was your
catchphrase.

I never watched.
Nor did
Anyone else.

Your boss
Bob Geldof
Said Margate
Was ugly.

My former friend
Bignews Tony
Said you were
Shit.

You sent him
A nasty letter.

E. C. Richard (29)

Monday, February 15, 2010

Tut And Car Moan

With the nippers off school this week, it's impossible to tool around town without being accosted by budding entrepreneurs flogging off bits of old electrical tut. Today I was offered an old mobile phone, then an Xbox game, both for a tenner. Still, it's good to see members of the Young Ramsgate Millionaires' Club taking their cue from Sralan, I suppose.

These days I usually drive the old jalopy the five minute walk into town. After all, the parking's free, seeing as there are never any traffic wardens about!

Flybe Day

Much hoo-ha over at Chas 'n' Dave Margate International Airport this morning, with the island's hacks called to a bunfight announcing a daily service to Edinburgh. The new route's operators, Flybe, have previously tried Jersey. Now they feel (with a slot to keep open at Edinburgh Airport) that Scotland could be the go, and will start the run on 27 May.

Good on them for trying, I say. I've never been against scheduled flights, and with the quiet planes Flybe use, taking off and landing during the day, nobody should be the least bit bothered. Knackered old 747s stuffed full of bananas groaning over at 3am is a different matter!

However, quite why the airport should bill this as the dawn of a new age necessitating the full media circus is a mystery. It's an airport. We expect to be able to fly somewhere from it!

Click here to read full announcement

Update: The derbrains at the BBC Kent website are saying: 'In 2009 the airport received approval to extend operating hours at the Manston site, allowing planes to take off or land between 0600 until 2330.' As we all know, they only received temporary approval on condition BAWC relocated to Manston. Which they didn't. So they don't.

Meanwhile, here's a vid of the PR launch that yourfannitinnit has bunged up on BoobTube:

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Bad News Margate?

After this week's revelation that Margate tops the UK league for boarded up shops, could it be about to lose the one thing that's still worth going there for?

A bit of background. Not having a Valentine to spend Valentine's Day with, I wasted this morning forlornly looking through the fluffy-buns and luvvy-lambs in this week's Isle of Thanet Gazunder in a desperate but ultimately vain attempt to spot my name. After those come the birthdays, then the deaths, and then we get to a section called 'Public Notices'.

And it was there that I saw this: 'Avada Restaurants Limited Company No. 05801294: Notice is hereby given pursuant to Section 98 of the Insolvency Act 1986 that a meeting of creditors of the above named company...' etc etc

You can read the full notice in the London Gazunder, where all such notices have to be published, by clicking here.

Now, who or what are Avada Restaurants? Well, the eagle eyed will remember the name from their credit card bills as none other than the Indian Princess, Margate's recently be-Michelined Indian eatery and for my money one of the best restaurants in this part of Kent. Avada Restaurants is also listed as the copyright holder at the bottom of their website here. Could it really be possible that they've gone into creditors' voluntary winding up (for this is, dear reader, the effect of Section 98 of the Insolvency Act 1986)?

I do hope this is all some ghastly mistake. Maybe it's just a holding company being wound up, and it won't affect the restaurant. I have enjoyed Vik and Dev's fine Indian fusion food and charming hospitality on many an occasion (even, in happier times, on Valentine's Day) since they set up shop in 2006. The Princess is nothing less than the jewel in Margate's crown, and as well as the Michelin mensh, Dev has just been made operations director at the Quex dining rooms. But on a more gloomy note he's been issuing dire warnings about slow business on his blog and Facebook sites recently. So much for the vaunted 'Turnip Effect'.

If the worst turns out to be true (maybe Dev can clarify it via Facebook or his blog) perhaps history will recall that the turning point was when it became known that Margate's top duffer, Sandy Beach, who has presided over the slow death of his town for seven long years now, had declared the Indian Princess to be his favourite restaurant!

Click here for Indian Princess website
Click here for Dev's blog

Sick Politics

Excuse me, but has anyone else seen the latest item on the Tory Chair of Planning's blog, where he draws a cynical and objectionable parallel between Gordon Brown breaking down on ITV last night while talking about the death of his daughter, and the Tory Mayor of Margate's deliberate neglect of a five week old kitten that subsequently died in an RSPCA officer's arms?

Whatever you think of Gordon Brown and the Labour spin machine, do you really think the two can be compared? The tragic and untimely death of a child, and the murder by neglect of an innocent animal? Our Ken can't even bring himself to mention Ted Watt-Ruffell by name. I've been told Ken has a sense of humour, so the most charitable I can be is that this is some kind of joke. If so, pass the sick bag.

It's not 'an embarrassing situation' Ken. It's not 'MUD SLINGIN' to try and gain short term opinion poll gains.' It's not 'distractions, designed to confuse and take peoples minds off of the real problems that face us.' The man has been convicted of animal cruelty in a court of law. Thems the facts.

Meanwhile to lighten the mood here's something by way redressing the kitten/Tory council balance which I presciently put together almost three years ago:

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Cliff Top Mansion A Snip At £1.75m

No, not my cliff top mansion, silly! I'm talking about the oak panelled, stain glassed, parquet floored, grand staircased, ornamental plasterworked, richly carved fireplaced, Grade II listed East Court on Victoria Parade, a relic of the 'golden age of English housebuilding'!

But it's good to know that, should I need to offload my pile in a hurry, my assets could be flogged for a considerable amount of folding. As the Times rightly points out 'this end of Ramsgate does not overlook the container port'. Quite.

The magnificent East Cliff edifice was a special school for the dylsexic, but planning permission is currantly being sort to convert it into a bootique hotel, with the plans drawn up by a former pupil who's now an archietect.

Speaking of planing permission, we can expect much anti-Duffer huffing and puffing at next Wednesday's planning committee meeting, when the thorny topic of an application to cram another crappy terrace of mock Georgian houses into a small hole here in the Millionaires' Playground is due to be heard. Thanet builder DJ Ellis (he who sponsors the Chrissie lights and tarmacs church car parks in Westgate when the call goes out from distressed Doctor/Councillors), has spent three years trying to nudge this one through on an old bomb site in Adelaide Gardens.

National conservation campaigners SAVE (Save Britain's Heritage) have written to our Jurassic Junta protesting at the proposal, arguing that the plans contravene guidance policies and that the right thing to do in this conservation area, surrounded as it is by proper, Grade II listed Georgian houses, would be to reinstate the three houses demolished by Hermann Göring's planning department 65 years ago.

Needless to say, SAVE's words have fallen on deaf ears, and their recommendations have not so far made it into the briefing notes for Wednesday's meeting. I'm afraid here in Thanet, the 'golden age of English housebuilding' really is long gone!

Click here to read more about East Court on the Times website
Click here for Adelaide Gardens application (F/TH/09/0915)

Friday, February 12, 2010

Fannit Looks Fabulous!

Yep, it certainly does in this wistful video shot for chart-topping Wimbledon warbler Jamie T's excellent new single Emily's Heart, out on 14 March. See how many local landmarks you can spot!

Click here for Jamie T on Wikipedia
Click here for Jamie T's website

East Of The Wantsum

In my fevered imagination all three of these Fannit facts are true. Sadly, however, only the last one is verifiable. You can see for yourself by clicking here.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Sorry Retail

It's Thanet Week in the Sun! No, I'm not talking about the snow disruption or the kitten killer or any of the other big Margate news stories around today. This is the latest report on Britain's empty high streets. According to today's Current Bun:

SLUMP SLAUGHTERS TOWN: The resort Apprentice contestants tried to rebrand as a gay hotspot has been named the ghost town of Britain.

27.2% of Margate's shops are boarded up, according to the report. That's up from 25% the last time they did the survey in the middle of last year. That's the largest number of empty shops anywhere in the UK. To be fair on poor old Margate, though, the latest count was made at the end of December, before the supposed 'Turner Centre Effect' began to kick in.

But it does make you wonder what Derek Harding and his pals at the Margate Renewal Partnership, who sat on the judging panel during the aforementioned edition of The Apprentice, are doing with the £60m they are touted to have in their back pocket to zap the seedy north of the island into life. And does that £60m include the £20m+ for the Turnip?

Here on the south side we're not fairing so badly. Despite only having enjoyed something like £14m in grants since 1997, and a paltry £5,813 from the Arts Council in 2008/9, the empty shop rate stands at 16.4%. But this was up from the last survey, when only 12.5% of our shops were unoccupied, a worrying trend.

Click here to read story in The Sun
Click here to register (free) and download report from LDC
Click here to read about Ramsgate grants

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Breaking News - Mayor Of Margate Admits Kitten Charges

My spies in Sittingbourne at today's trial of Margate's Tory Mayor Ted Watt-Ruffell for causing a kitten unnecessary suffering tell me he's admitted two charges and is awaiting sentencing. More soon.

Update: According to the excellent yourfannitinnit he's been given 80 hours community service, banned from keeping animals for 18 months and ordered to pay £2,000 costs.

Click here to read more on yourfannitinnit website

No Business Like Snow Business

Yikes! This was the view over our lovely Royal Harbour from the council's webcam a few minutes ago. Talk about blizzard conditions!

Click here for Ramsgate Harbour webcam

Click here for snow chaos on yourfannitinnit website

KCC Turns Off Kent TV

Kent County Council have hit the off button on their controversial internet TV service Kent TV.

Kent TV launched in 2007 for an initial investment of £1.4m and had annual running costs of £600,000. KCC's ruddy-faced Tory leader Paul Carter said the channel was no longer a priority in 'different and difficult economic times', adding 'Kent TV has proved itself to be a brave and bold innovation and we have learned a great deal from it. It has provided a source of practical, useful information for residents'.

The channel was run for KCC by Sir Bob Geldof's company Ten Alps, who will no doubt be, er, sad to be pushed away from their previously solid grasp on the public tit. Still, look on the bright side. The experience they've gained running this sorry soap at our £2m+ expense has no doubt done them no harm in their bid to run ITV's north east regional news, or their recent award of a two year contract to run a, um, internet TV channel for the North East Development Agency!

Click here to read about Kent TV on BBC News website
Click here to read about Ten Alps and the north east

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

2+2=5?

Yesterday's thrilling announcement that LD Lines are starting a service out of our lovely port here in Ramsgate next month has got me thinking. It's a joint venture on the Oostende (Ostend in old money) route with existing operator TransEuropa Ferries.

Now as is common knowledge, TEF are having to retire some of their boats this year due to old age. So will the total number of services out of the port actually increase? Or is this just a way of maintaining the existing number of services once the TEF tubs are pensioned off to Greece? In other words, is this not much more than maintaining the status quo while blinding us with LD style smoke and mirrors? If anyone can shed any light on the subject, do post a comment.

Monday, February 08, 2010

Euroferries On BBC Inside Out Part Deux

Pardon my French, but bollocks! The old B&O hard drive failed to record tonight's thrilling episode of Inside Out on BBC1! And the prog's not available on iPlayer. Either the Beeb have bottled it, or they're being slightly slack on the upload front.

So I have no reliable way of knowing what revelations their rhinestone reporter Glenn Campbell came up with. Still, one thing's for certain. Our beloved council must have pulled out all the stops to get their alternative 'good news' story about LD Lines coming to Ramsgate into the public domain on the same day. Media maniuplation at its finest, I'd say!

Update: It's on iPlayer now. Click here to watch.

LD Lines To Start Ramsgate Service

See update on post below.

Euroferries On BBC Inside Out


Tonight the BBC airs its long-awaited investigation into Euroferries, at 7.30pm on BBC1. I'm restricted in what I can say about Euroferries, given their continuing legal threat against this and Adem's Big Blog which began last November.

What I can say is that the service didn't start in November as they said it would, and that it still hasn't started, despite the company's website trumpeting 'Euroferries is the leading fast ferry operator on the English Channel between Ramsgate and Boulogne.' Note the present tense.

It is also now clear that Euroferries will not be chartering Fred Olsen's Bonanza Express catamaran, which was the subject of rumour back in November. There are various theories knocking around as to which fast ferry they will charter in order to get their service up and running by next month, but I couldn't possibly comment on those.

So you'll just have to watch Inside Out tonight. Meanwhile, here's how I reported the on/off saga of the Bonanza Express last year. This wasn't the subject of their legal challenge, so enjoy!

Update: LD Lines are coming to Ramsgate it was announced this afternoon. They're hooking up with TransEuropa to run the Norman Spirit, currently on the Dover Boulogne route, and renaming it the Ostend Spirit for the Ramsgate Ostend run.

Click here for more on BBC News website
Click here for more, including tariffs, on Adem's Big Blog

Sunday, February 07, 2010

Tory Candidate Home And Dry Say Tories

Hurrah! With the General Election not even announced yet, the Blue Rinsers have already installed my favourite yummy Tory as the South Thanet MP!

According to an article on the Conservativehome website today, lovely Laura Sandys is one of 51 candidates that 'have been selected for the seats where Conservative MPs are standing down, or where boundary changes have created new Conservative seats or converted existing ones into Conservative seats.' Here's the full SP:

Good to see my old TV chums Fiona Bruce and Esther MvVey, and Caroline Dinenage, daughter of my very old TV chum Fred, on the list to boot.

So, who needs to bother with a troublesome and expensive democratic process, when all you have to do is declare your candidate the winner!?!? Dr Ladyman, the sitting Labour MP, will now just have to pack up his 664 majority and bugger off back to wherever he came from! Hurrah for Laura!! Hurrah for David Cameron!!! Hurrah for Maggie!!! Hurrah for Ted Heath!!!!

Click here to go to Conservativehome