I knew it would just be a matter of time before all my old showbiz chums joined me on Facebook. Jonathan Ross has just become my Facebook friend, so I'd like to extend him a right royal welcome to Ramsgate!
He used Facebook's 'poke' facility to get in touch with me, and, well, here we are. I'm not sure the American developers of Facebook are entirely aware of the double meaning that particular verb carries in the UK. It still makes me feel rather icky every time I poke Fiona Bruce.
Oh well, only another 1,166 more friends to gather, and I'll be bigger than JR!